How I met T. S. Eliot
I was walking along the beach, and he came up to me, dressed in white flannel trousers and asked me:
“Do I dare to eat a peach?”
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meeting 18 people,doing 4 things,
going 1 place
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A story about Bigfoot
I met him on the streets of London (Abbey Road precisely).Later I saw him with a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.
The last time I saw Ricky Gervais
like I was in his office (not literally) and we were talking about dwarfs and other little people (not actually) and he had like 100s (well closer to none, actually) of xeroxes of dwarfs (drarwes, perhaps).
A story about William Shakespeare
okay, not really, but I played a mechanic in much ado about nothing.
Why things are awkward between me and George Washington
As you can see from my picture, I’m George’s half sister, Mona.
A story about Johnny Depp
Johnny had a tattoo that read “Winona Forever”, but when things went south with Winona (Ryder) he zapped off the na and ended up with:
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